You know what I hate more then anything? Is that “Buy her a revolver as her first gun, its so simple” mentality when it comes to buying a female a first defensive pistol. She can take her bra off with one hand, wing her eye liner, and drive a car all at the same time. She can fucking handle glock.
“I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor… I am Pagliacci.” Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum.”—Rorschach, The Watchmen (via americananimal)